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"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

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"Something photogenic for each of us."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Your Eyesore Here.

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

Witch

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

The Evolution of fish

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

No Flash Photography of Meals

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

Welcome Back!

'I would join your multi-cellular organism, but I value my independence.'

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

Duck Taking A Selfie

'Can you hear me now?'

"Turn it around to catch its good side."