Photo Snapper Pillows

Vacation Bus Photo

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Thailand is very beautiful! Don't you think dear?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

The Press

Can't Believe This Just Happened

"They grow up so fast."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

Cheese...Crackers.

New to selfies? Pick a style!

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."