Photo Snapper Pillows

Vacation Bus Photo

Click! That's the eighth dwarf, "Selfie"!

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Thailand is very beautiful! Don't you think dear?"

"Scoot in a little closer, Larry! . . . Closer! That's it!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

The Press

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

Can't Believe This Just Happened

"They grow up so fast."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'