Food Pic Snapper Pillows

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Vacation Bus Photo

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

Bashful Royal Guard

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

Your Eyesore Here.

Food Photography

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"All this just to take a selfy!"

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

No Flash Photography of Meals

"This gnocchi with sage butter looks nothing like my friend's Instagram photo."

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

Welcome Back!

"If I photograph the food for my Instagram page do I still have to eat it as well?"

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."

"I'm posting it on my facebook page."

"Thailand is very beautiful! Don't you think dear?"

Un-Cover Your Lens.