Gourmet Snapper Pillows

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Menu Dating

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Roadkill Restaurant

"Sauted lard, please."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'My French is not so good.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"We grind our own catnip."