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"I don't have a problem with social drinking. It's the social not-drinking that gives me trouble."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

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"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

The Art of Bantering!

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

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"I find it a very good conversation starter."

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

"Lovely weather for it."

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

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He took every chance to practice his talk.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."