Small Talk Expert Pillows

Add a touch of humor and charm to their space with pillows designed for the social butterfly. Soft, witty, and a great conversation starter.

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"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have." mockup

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

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"Stick to the script, Larry."

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"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day" mockup

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

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"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports." mockup

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

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'What are you doing at the weekend?' mockup

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

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Party Overhead Signs.

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'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.' mockup

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

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"Sorry - I didn't catch your name." mockup

"Sorry - I didn't catch your name."

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"Hot enough for ya'?"

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Dinner party conversations.

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"I don't know the meaning of the word 'enough'."

"I don't know the meaning of the word 'enough'." mockup

"I don't know the meaning of the word 'enough'."

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"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password." mockup

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'" mockup

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

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'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

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What price beauty?

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"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you." mockup

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

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Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats. mockup

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

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"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor." mockup

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

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How to Do Small Talk??!!

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The Art of Bantering!

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Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going. mockup

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

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"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course." mockup

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

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Silly News.

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"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!" mockup

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

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'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.' mockup

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

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"The originator of the office birthday party."

"The originator of the office birthday party." mockup

"The originator of the office birthday party."

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"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?" mockup

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

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"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis." mockup

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

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"I find it a very good conversation starter."

"I find it a very good conversation starter." mockup

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

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Dadonomics

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'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?' mockup

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

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"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar." mockup

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

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Why are you here?

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Let's talk about the weather.

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'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?' mockup

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

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Small Talk Expert Pillows Collection

Small Talk Expert Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate small talk experts—witty, humorous, and perfect for their caffeine fixes.

Small Talk Expert Prints

Browse our prints that showcase their talent for turning every chat into a charming moment.

Small Talk Expert T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that highlight small talk mastery with humorous and stylish designs they’ll love to wear.