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What we talk about when we talk about the weather

Small Talk Therapy

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Silly News.

The Art of Bantering!

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Lovely weather for it."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'