Small Talk Pro Pillows

"Music or commentary?"

'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

What price beauty?

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Silly News.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

The Art of Bantering!

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

Dadonomics

Why are you here?

Let's talk about the weather.

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Lovely weather for it."

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

Conversation Starter Kit

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."