Small Talk Specialist Pillows

"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."

"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."

"We'll get him to talk."

The highlight of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleague to ask how their journey to work had been

That guy? That's Neil. He's in sales.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"Lovely weather for it."

"We had hail last night the size of..........hail!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

What price beauty?

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

The Art of Bantering!

Silly News.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.

Let's talk about the weather.

'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'

Why are you here?

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

Dadonomics

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."