"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."
Small Talk Expert Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that honor their conversation skills. Clever, inspiring, and perfect for any social hub.
"Stick to the script, Larry."
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."
'What are you doing at the weekend?'
The guy who's always pretending to know what's going on.
Party Overhead Signs.
'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'
"Sorry - I didn't catch your name."
"Hot enough for ya'?"
Dinner party conversations.
"I don't know the meaning of the word 'enough'."
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'
What price beauty?
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
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"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
The Art of Bantering!
Silly News.
"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"
'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'
"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
"The originator of the office birthday party."
"I find it a very good conversation starter."
Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.
"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."
'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'
"Lovely weather for it."
'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'
Small Talk Expert Prints Collection
Small Talk Expert Mugs
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