Conversation Starter Kit
Small Talk Navigator Pillows
Add a dash of humor to their space with our playful pillows, perfect for small talk enthusiasts to relax and showcase their conversational flair.
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
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"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"
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"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"
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'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'
"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
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Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.
"I find it a very good conversation starter."
'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'
'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'
"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"
"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."
He took every chance to practice his talk.
'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'
"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"
Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.
"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."
"Lovely weather for it."
"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."
'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'
"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
Small Talk Navigator Pillows Collection
Small Talk Navigator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the small talk navigator—bring humor and warmth to every coffee break.
Small Talk Navigator Prints
Find the perfect print to decorate their space—celebrating the art of small talk with amusing and stylish artwork.
Small Talk Navigator T-Shirts
Discover fun t-shirts that celebrate social butterflies and masters of conversation—great for everyday wear or casual outings.