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"I don't have a problem with social drinking. It's the social not-drinking that gives me trouble."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

The Art of Bantering!

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

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"I find it a very good conversation starter."

Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

"Lovely weather for it."

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

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'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'