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'Looks like rain.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

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"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

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"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

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"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

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"Lovely weather for it."

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

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"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"We'll get him to talk."