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"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

What price beauty?

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Houdini 2019

Dadonomics

Let's talk about the weather.

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Sleeping Tiger

Why are you here?

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

Small Talk Lounge

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause