Small Talk Escapist Mugs

"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

What price beauty?

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Houdini 2019

Why are you here?

Sleeping Tiger

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Let's talk about the weather.

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Dadonomics

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

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