"$189.13 for parts and labor and $25.00 for having to listen to your small talk."
Small Talk Survivor T-Shirts
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Small talk vortex
"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
"How are ya, Jimmy Sir?"
"I'm hopeless with names - do you mind if I call you 'Creepy, with a limp handshake'?"
What price beauty?
"But enough about us. Let's talk about the weather."
Let's talk about the weather.
"So I said to Mavis blah blah..."
"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"
What do you do...I don't know why I'm asking, I don't give a toss...
'I haven't heard that story, but I'd still like to have you stop.'
Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.
'How was your vacation, Ed? Glad to be back?'
D*mn it.
"The originator of the office birthday party."
Why are you here?
Cocktail Napkins for Today
The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause
"Yerkow says, 'Yeah, Leon, good to see you doin' so fine, too.'"
"So, Dianne tells me you work in the realm of the explainable."
Small-Talk Limbo
Dadonomics
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.
How to Do Small Talk??!!
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"
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