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'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Parts of an automobile

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Power steering.'

Useless car accessories.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Have you installed the heater?

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"It runs on helium."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

"We did everything possible, doc, but I'm afraid your car passed away during the night!"

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Need a lift?"

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Other decals on cars.

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

America needs smaller cars.

Hog Wash.

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."