Small Car Snickers Mugs

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Parts of an automobile

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Power steering.'

Useless car accessories.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

"It runs on helium."

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

"We did everything possible, doc, but I'm afraid your car passed away during the night!"

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Other decals on cars.

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

America needs smaller cars.

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

'Would you consider a swap?'