Small Batch Lovers Gifts

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"We grind our own catnip."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Beer versus Wine

I'm a long order cook.

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

Low Carb Slop

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

"I make big batches and freeze it."

"You don't think I'm cheating on my special, low-carb diet, do you?"

Tapas

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

Mom's Coffee Still Best!

(No caption. Signs read the following: Pizza. Pizza By The Slice. Pizza Cut Up Into Tiny Bites.)

'I make the lemonade and sell it -- Kevin just fills out the Federal forms.'

'When I said I wanted the Beers of the World for my birthday, I meant all 76,319.'