Lover Of Small Changes Gifts

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I drink to bring about change.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'

Street musician enterprises.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

'When we talked about radical change, I expected more than a new font on company letterhead.'

'I told you before we got married, I didn't want to get emulsionally involved.'

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."