Back-to-basics Lover Gifts

"We decided to restore our home to its original state."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

"Oh no, we've been inned."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'I miss the great depression.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

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