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"We decided to restore our home to its original state."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Young Elvis

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Old Book Smell

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'I miss the great depression.'

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

Hippie Edibles Co.

"One slice—hold the bread."

"The record player is skipping again."

Ian Dury

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."