Back-to-basics Fan Gifts

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Draw!

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Biliard Enthusiast

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."