Back-to-basics Fan Gifts

Of course it's sustainable! It's not like we're going to run out of sticks!

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Do you do much walking?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Suzanne Lenglen

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Hip Operation

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'