Lovers Of Change Gifts

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Black Crayon

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

It's officially spring

'I drink to bring about change.'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'

Street musician enterprises.

"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

'When we talked about radical change, I expected more than a new font on company letterhead.'

"Hey, Fred, how's my old office?"

"Accepting change involves more than changing the 'Managing Change' meeting to next month!"

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'