Lovers Of Change Gifts

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"I still have a dream."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Black Crayon

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

It's officially spring

'I drink to bring about change.'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'

"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

Street musician enterprises.

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

'When we talked about radical change, I expected more than a new font on company letterhead.'

"If they survive the working group and the committee, you can count on the interdepartmental panel..."

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

"Hey, Fred, how's my old office?"

"I am the change you all can be."