Tiny Kitchen Enthusiast Gifts

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Castle Efficiency

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"You should consider buying."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"That's your tiny house!"

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.