Tiny Kitchen Enthusiast Gifts

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"You should consider buying."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Castle Efficiency

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

"That's your tiny house!"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.