Slow-paced Lad Pillows

'Stress'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Conservation Area

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Geezer.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

Racers' Gate.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Snail Peephole

"Anyone home?"

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

Bob Crumpet, do not disturb

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I can't believe it...summer's almost over...time has slipped through my hands...life has passed me by."

"When he wakes up, tell him he's bought it!"

Slowsave.