Leisurely Lad Pillows

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I AM at my usual position."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Life after death"

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Geezer.

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Stress'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

Dance steps for the very tired.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

Come in here if you don't like....

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Man Walking His Dog

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

The Club Singles Duel.

Deadly Radon

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."