Leisurely Lad Pillows

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I AM at my usual position."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Life after death"

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'Stress'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Geezer.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Fetch the Boomerang

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Dance steps for the very tired.

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Come in here if you don't like....

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

Man Walking His Dog

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

The Club Singles Duel.

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Deadly Radon

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'