Lazy Lad Pillows

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Conservation Area

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'