Slippery Road Survivor T-Shirts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Umbrella Roof

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Have Horns Venn

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Cowboy Slippers

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Sling

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.