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"Stop using the ointment."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

A Very Freudian Slip

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

Freudian slide

Business Slides.

Glissando!

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Bringing even more fun and excitement to the game, major League Baseball places Slip N Slides in front of second, third and home.

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Kids - who'd have em?

"I only kill the messenger if PowerPoint is involved."

'The going's a little soft today, isn't it?'

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

Sore knee.