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"Stop using the ointment."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

Business Slides.

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

A Very Freudian Slip

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

Freudian slide

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Glissando!

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

Kids - who'd have em?

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

"I only kill the messenger if PowerPoint is involved."

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

'The going's a little soft today, isn't it?'

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

Sore knee.

"I'm sorry! Your insurance doesn't cover skiing accidents. For that you need our 'foolish and stupid' insurance."