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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Get crazy once in a while

"Where the wild things were."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"It's called being preemptive."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'How do I know your ours?'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.