Slippery Road Survivor Gifts

Why, every time it snow, you roll wheel into ditch?

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Umbrella Roof

Have Horns Venn

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Cowboy Slippers

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"