Slice Slicer Gifts

"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tension filled the tent.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

City Windfarms.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Corporate Whore.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Thumbing a Lift.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'