Slice Slicer Mugs

"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tension filled the tent.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

City Windfarms.

Corporate Whore.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Thumbing a Lift.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."