Sleeptime Story Lover Gifts

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

Love at First Sight

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.