Sleepless Shepherd Gifts

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

This coffee can keep you up

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Wide-awake.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Your 2 am is here."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Counting Sheep

Man asleep on train

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Sheep trying to go to sleep.