Sleepless Shepherd Pillows

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

This coffee can keep you up

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Wide-awake.

"Your 2 am is here."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Counting Sheep

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Grim Reaper Insomnia

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

Man asleep on train

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."