Sleep Hygiene Pillows

"Would you please turn that off and hibernate."

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

The Brothers Grime

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Sheep Ledger

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Mum and the Sleepless Baby