Sleep Habits Pillows

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Alarmistclock

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'He likes to power nap.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Dog Nightmares

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Night-time halo

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'At lone at last.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'