Sleep Routine Pillows

Daily Promise...

Late night teddy reading

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Toothbrush Romance

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"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"The prince, …. what's his back story?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'She let the bedbugs bite.'