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Circadian rhythms adjusted.

"The overthinker"

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"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Insomnia

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'How can you sleep at night?'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'