Sleep Cycle Scientist Prints

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

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"The overthinker"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Insomnia

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'