Slang Decoder Pillows

"Don't worry I speak fluent teenage."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Whatever!

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"It's a dame!"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Feart!

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.