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"Don't worry I speak fluent teenage."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Whatever!

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"It's a dame!"

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Feart!