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Novak Djokovic

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Theatre Crowd

Applause

Gary turns 40.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

I love Basketball.

The Family Joules: Part 3

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Paper or plastic?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Make it look like an accident"

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."