Slam Supporter Prints

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Gary turns 40.

Applause

Theatre Crowd

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Basketball

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

I love Basketball.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Paper or plastic?"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

"Make it look like an accident"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera