Slam Dunk Enthusiast Prints

Pro sports experiments with Zoom

Athletic Darwinism.

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

'OK... But can he play defense?'

'Don't worry, guys. Tomorrow we play the Napa Valley Cabernets, and we know they can't get over 100 points.'

Basketball

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Your franchise player will see you now, coach.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'We'll knock you loose in a minute, Leonard. Geez. Mellow out. We want a picture of this.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'I can't dunk.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Good game."

Gary turns 40.

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

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Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Puppy.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'