Slam Poetry Fans Gifts

Keats and Shelley are fascinated by those poetry slams.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Novak Djokovic

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'He was a great writer'

Henrik Ibsen,

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

The Book Lover

Jorge Luis Borges

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

Spike Milligan

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

A rose is a rose is a rose

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Under New Mismanagement

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

William Wordsworth

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...