Slam Poetry Fans Mugs

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'He was a great writer'

Henrik Ibsen,

The Book Lover

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

A rose is a rose is a rose

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

William Wordsworth

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Under New Mismanagement

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"