Skyrim Enthusiast Gifts

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Billy. The Kid.

"Meet the author"

Robotic Man

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Time Machine Collision

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

The flies have landed.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."